December 4th - Zero: Al Gore

Okay, so today was a hard decision. I was going to choose Hugo Chavez, but thinking about him wears me out. Besides, I think the whole world knows what a big fat zero he is (the whole world, that is, but the commie liberal mouth breathers in hollyweird).

Al Gore. The very sight of the man brings my last meal to the top of my gullet... The really puzzling part about what is going on right now is that so many people act like the guy has a clue what he's talking about . Global warming? Seriously?

Let's look at the hypocrisy (I love pointing out hypocrisy of liberals, since this is their own rallying call) of Gore talking about global warming:

The only place Al Gore is conserving energy these days is on the treadmill. Forget carbon footprint, Gore's actual footprint these days is almost as deep as Janet Reno's....

As has been widely reported, Gore's mansion in Tennesee uses 20 times the energy of an average sized home. Then there's the flights on private jets and being picked up in huge gas guzzling SUV convoys. But hey ~ it's okay ~ Al Gore purchases Carbon offsets! In otherwords, only really weathly people have the right to destroy the environment. It's only us poor average americans in 'flyover' country who should have to purchase hybrids and take 5 minute showers and let our yards crisp up in dry weather...

It took the Catholic Church hundreds of years to develop corrupt practices such as papal indulgences. The global warming religion has barely been around for 20 years, and yet its devotees are allowed to pollute by the simple expedient of paying for papal indulgences called "carbon offsets."

Americans spend an extra $2.2 billion on gas a year because they're overweight, requiring more fuel in cars to carry the extra pounds. So even with all those papal indulgences, Gore may have a small carbon footprint, but he has a huge carbon butt-print.

Gore made a movie, which of course Hellywood has fallen all over themselves to honor, and scientist started coming out of the woodwork pointing out serious flaws, and a couple of outright lies. What happens? Gore gets a Nobel prize. How appropriate. Really...

I would like to point out that this is a unique talent of the far left liberals: if you say it 10 times in a row, you start to believe your own BS. Kinda like John Edwards living in a 28,000 sq ft mansion and getting $400 haircuts and believing he represents the 'poor man'...

Where do they find these morons?


Peace, Love, and GOD
Tracy