Zero #2: Gloria Steinem

Remember in one of yesterday's posts, I said that one of the stages of Conservative Female Abuse, was to make her out to be an Enemy of All Women.

Steinem jumped right to this stage today. See, she hates Palin because Palin is not in lock-step with the other FemiNazi's out there.

This part really makes me angry. When did the feminist movement get hijacked by these crazies? Normally, I would consider myself somewhat of a feminist. I do believe that women should be treated fairly in the workplace and everywhere else. I think women are as smart and can work just as hard as men. It makes me crazy when I think of how women are treated in some of the crazy corners of our world. However, I am realist enough to understand that we are different. There are some things that men do that women just shouldn't try. Same as there are lots of things us women are capable of that a man would be disastrous at. God made us DIFFERENT for a reason. If men and women were the same, He wouldn't have bothered making both of us!

Women like Gloria Steinem brings out a nearly homicidal rage in me, though, when they act like being a "woman" is some secret club where, in order to gain membership, you must solemnly swear to:

1)Support abortion on demand. No reason needed, and who cares if the baby is within days of delivery.
2)Support our teenage daughters right to abort their baby without any input from her parents.
3)Be against guns in any LEGAL form. After all, it's only the criminals that know how to use them safely...
4)Understand that Evolution is the only unproven theory acceptable to teach our children.
5)Understand that Global Warming is a fact (if by fact you mean no one can prove it's true) and that only the lowly middle class is responsible for it.
6)Uphold George Clooney and Barbra Striesand as the political GENIUSES they are.
7)Get all your Current Events from Cosmo magazine.
8)Get all your civic lessons from Michael Moore.
9)If you must have children, at least have the decency of having a different father for each, just promise, for the love of Allah, not to ADOPT. That might discourage teenage girls from abortion (see #1 and #2 above).
10)Last, but not least, you must NEVER think for yourself!!! If you feel you are faltering, run to the nearest TV and watch MSNBC until the feeling passes.

That's a good little feminist. Aren't you glad that you belong to a club where we do all the heavy thinking for you? We really saved you from the big, bad, controlling man - didn't we?


Peace, Love, and GOD,
Tracy